Jom I belanja you minum teh tarik, kari power, hmm sedap

YOU MESTI SUKA💝

Teh Tarik ni special, tengoklah siapa yang buat...


Profesional dan serius, ada berbagai ramuan rahsia. Secret formula. Kalah pakar formula😄.


Nak tariiiik, ada SOP, sekurang-kurangnya enam bulan training.


50 tahun pengalaman, ini bukan biasa-biasa. I bawa you tempat very special ni...

Nampak macam kotor sikit, gayong dia kacau teh pun macam berkarat.. tapi you janganlah risau.. kalau rasa hmm tak sedap hati, pejam mata.. pegang tangan I..

Oh ya, kita nak makan nasi. You nak kari apa? Kari kambing? Kari ayam? Kari ikan? Semuanya dijamin sedap. Kari lembu pun ada.

Tapi, sebelum itu, kita dengar dulu pesanan dari kawan I..


"Menteri Kesihatan India sedang memeriksa kawah parpu dan kawah curry lalu terjumpa sehelai seluar dalam untuk dibuat pelaris. Mereka dah lama merancang hanya kita sahaja yang leka dan lalai.."



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