A pharmacist will only sell controlled drugs if you have the doctor's prescription

When a woman walked into the pharmacy, her strides were purposeful, and her gaze fixed firmly on the pharmacist behind the counter. Without hesitation, she leaned in and said in an even, unwavering voice, “I need to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist froze, startled by the blunt request. “Excuse me?” he stammered. “Why would you possibly need cyanide?”

“To poison my husband,” she replied matter-of-factly.

His jaw nearly hit the counter. “What? Are you insane? Ma’am, I can’t just sell you cyanide! That’s illegal! If I did, I’d lose my license, we’d both go to jail—you do realize that, don’t you? Absolutely not! You can’t have any cyanide!”

The woman let out a long, exasperated sigh and reached into her handbag. Wordlessly, she retrieved a photograph and placed it on the counter. The picture clearly showed her husband in bed—with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist’s face drained of color as he stared at the damning evidence. His mouth opened and closed a few times, but no words came out. Finally, he cleared his throat and pushed the photo back toward her with a newfound air of calm.

“Well,” he said, his tone carefully measured, “you didn’t mention you had a prescription. That’s a different story.”


Adapted from the article shared via Facebook by Story of Life, posted yesterday, Tuesday 26 August 2025.

End©Permadu

Visit Permadu Malaysia blog at permadumalaysia.blogspot.com


Adapted by Fauzi Kadir
Chief Editor

Assistant Editor
Kwai Fong Chin


Final editing and brought to you by
Fauzi Kadir CHIEF EDITOR

© 2025 Permadu Harmony Bersepadu
(Semua Hak Cipta Terpel
ihara)
All Rights Reserved 
Contact us at permadu@gmail.com

(DILULUSKAN UNTUK SIARAN OLEH LEMBAGA SIDANG PENGARANG) 
PUBLISHED UPON APPROVAL BY THE EDITORIAL BOARD 

Official and authorised bank account for Permadu Malaysia
Fauzi Bin Abd... 7600650948 CIMB Bank

Visiting Permadu Malaysia is absolutely free and we operate with non-profit making objective. We hope you enjoy and feel happy visiting and reading every presentation from us.

If you have the generosity to support our operations and continuous activities of charity to those who are less fortunate, we would be grateful to accept sincere contributions from any individuals or organisations. 

Contact us at permadu@gmail.com for further details and information. No obligation and no commitment.

Comments

POPULAR POSTS from Permadu Malaysia

Satu demi satu agamawan problematik muncul, terkini Dr Mashitah Ibrahim

Mengapa tidak Sultan Pahang sendiri mengklarifikasi baginda ada bertitah addendum atau pun tidak

Australian political analyst says Malaysian PM's political party, PKR is in collapse

Boss Wanita Kastam bercuti ke Bangkok pakai duit sendiri

Berita setiausaha politik Ismail Sabri dijumpai bersama wang tunai RM150 juta belum dapat disahkan

Laporan polis Perkasa berunsur sindiran kepada Raja-Raja Melayu?

Ketua Pemuda UMNO ajak Ahli MKT UMNO bertumbuk

Sultan Ibrahim tidak akan melayan sama sekali mereka yang melobi untuk mendapat gelaran Tan Sri, Datuk

Kesian Ismail Sabri, bila dah kelihatan kantoi, semua rakan "se-projek" dari UMNO-BN-PN membisu, hilang entah ke mana

The 5 ringgit corruption in Johor Bahru Immigration Department?