Divorce Court Can't Proceed When The Wife Doesn't Understand Questions

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A woman sat before the judge, who was reviewing her pending divorce.

“Ma’am,” the judge began, “what are the grounds for your divorce?”

She smiled politely. “Oh, about four acres… with a nice little house in the middle. There’s even a stream out back.”

The judge blinked. “No, I mean the foundation of this case.”

“Oh, that’s concrete, brick, and mortar,” she replied matter-of-factly.

Suppressing a sigh, he tried again. “What are your relations like?”

“Well,” she said, “I’ve got an aunt and uncle here in town. My husband’s parents live here too.”

The judge rubbed his temples. “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No, sir. We’ve got a two-car carport. Never saw the need for a grudge.”

The courtroom stifled a laugh. The judge leaned forward. “Ma’am, is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes,” she said, nodding. “Our son and daughter both have stereos. Loud ones. We don’t like the music, but I suppose you could call that infidelity.”

By now the judge’s patience was thinning. “Does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Oh, yes,” she replied cheerfully. “About twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

The judge finally threw down his pen. “Lady, for heaven’s sake—why do you want a divorce?”

Her eyes widened. “Me? I don’t want a divorce! Never did. My husband’s the one who wants it. Says he can’t communicate with me!”


Adapted from the article shared by Story of Life via Facebook posting yesterday, Monday 12 January 2026.

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