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STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY A young Catholic couple tragically dies in a car accident on their way to get married. Moments later, they find themselves at the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter. While sitting there, the bride turns to the groom and asks,  “Do you think we can still get married in Heaven?” ADVERTISEMENT When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. He scratches his head and says,  “Huh… no one’s ever asked that before. Let me check.” And he disappears.  Weeks pass. Then months. The couple starts wondering, Do we really want to do this for eternity?  What if it doesn’t work out? Are we stuck married… forever? ADVERTISEMENT Finally, after 3 months, St. Peter comes back, looking exhausted. “Good news,” he says. “You can get married in Heaven.” The couple cheers — then the groom hesitantly asks,  “Okay but… what if it doesn’t work out? Can we get a divorce in Heaven too?” St. Peter turns red, throws his clipboard down and yells:  “Oh COME O...

Mahathir teruskan saman RM150 juta terhadap Anwar Saman sivil dikhuatiri boleh mengganggu tumpuan PM menjalankan tugas dan tanggungjawab Media melaporkan Tun Dr  Mahathir Mohamad meneruskan saman fitnah RM150 juta terhadap Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim atas alasan kenyataan Anwar semasa memegang jawatan perdana menteri memberi kesan lebih buruk berbanding semasa menjadi ketua pembangkang.  “Anwar selalu membuat tuduhan palsu (yang sama) terhadap saya (dan) ketika dia (berbuat demikian) sebelum menjadi perdana menteri, ia tidak begitu berkesan. “Tetapi apabila dia menjadi seorang perdana menteri (dan) membuat tuduhan yang sama, ia menjadi sangat berkesan dan kesan ini, mencerminkan apa yang Anwar katakan kepada saya, boleh dilihat di media sosial, yang bermaksud tuduhan terhadap saya ini lebih kuat sekarang berbanding ketika dia bukan seorang perdana menteri. “Itulah sebabnya, apabila dia menjadi seorang perdana menteri dan membuat tuduhan palsu sedemikian (terhadap saya), saya terp...

Journalist Sandru Narayanan wrote and published in Scoop on Sunday, 19 October 2025, saying that the Harimau Malaya naturalisation scandal took a fresh turn after project CEO Encik Rob Friend confirmed that the initiative to identify and fast-track citizenship for seven heritage players had been conceived by Tunku Ismail Sultan Ibrahim, or better known as TMJ. Speaking at a tense press conference on Friday, Friend said the Regent of Johor had been the “visionary” behind the programme, though he stressed that TMJ was “not operational” in its execution. “He’s not operational. He’s our visionary. He sets the direction and motivation. These players want to play for him,” said Friend, who heads the Harimau Malaya project. Friend’s remarks effectively acknowledged TMJ’s central role in the recruitment of players with Malaysian lineage — a process that has now placed the Football Association of Malaysia (FAM) under FIFA scrutiny for alleged documentation irregularities. The controversy erupt...

Di bandar serba bestari Rompin, di suatu pagi, seorang bomoh menemui pegawai bank di sebuah bank di pusat bandar untuk memohon pinjaman sebanyak RM500 sahaja.  Selepas menyiapkan urusan dokumentasi, pegawai bank bertanya, "Encik nak buat apa dengan duit pinjaman ini?" "Saya nak pergi ke Kuala Lumpur untuk menjual cincin-cincin azimat yang saya buat dan jampi sendiri," jawab bomoh itu. "Encik ada apa-apa cagaran ke?" tanya pegawai bank. Bomoh termenung seketika. Kemudian dia menjawab dalam bentuk soalan: "Maaf, koi tak faham. Cagaran itu apa?"  ADVERTISEMENT Dengan tenang dan sabar pegawai bank menerangkan cagaran itu ialah sesuatu barang berharga yang bank boleh pegang dan simpan, seandainya bomoh itu tidak mampu membayar balik pinjaman.  Lalu pegawai bank itu bertanya: "Encik ada kenderaan?"  Bomoh: Saya ada motorsikal. Pegawai Bank: Motor baru atau lama? Bomoh: Honda C70 model 1978. Dah lama sudah habis hutang dengan bank. Pegawai Ban...